Blame my parents.
DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE KIDS THAT BULLIED ARMIN IN EPISODE 1
THEY WERE HIT BY A ROCK AND KILLED
Gator the god slayer.
So we’re going to ask you a few questions for your dating profile, alright?
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER
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